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Sloppy Seconds: The Next Ashley Alexandra Dupre Scandal Begins

Posted by Brian Fairbanks

 

A nine-year-old girl successfully sued her parents to break away from her birth name. You will be astounded to hear what it was... although at least it wasn't Benson or Hedges (a pair of twins) or, better yet, Number 16 Bus Shelter, all of which are real.

The most famous penis in the world is now 17. 

50 Cent is suing Taco Bell. That's all you need to know.

Bill O'Reilly's boneheaded racism has drown the wrath of Nas, who is set to appear on The O'Reilly Factor.   

McCain is gaining on Obama in four key swing states.

A seventy-two-year-old woman is the oldest new mother in the world today after giving birth to twins. Owwww... 

Anyone out there read Daily Candy? Somebody must be subscribed to it, since it's selling to Comcast for in the neighborhood of $75 million.

And Ashley Alexandra Dupre was spotted entering (and leaving) the Gramercy Park Hotel after a 24-hour tryst with a married man. Is she still hooking or did Ashley find love with an asphalt millionaire? At this point, we're beyond caring.

The pretty woman, 23, and 35-year-old Thomas J. "TJ" Earle were spied ducking into the Gramercy Park Hotel, where they rented a room Tuesday after a long day drinking, dining, shopping and snuggling together in limos around the Big Apple, sources told The Post.


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About Brian Fairbanks

Brian Fairbanks, the Senior National Political Correspondent for Nerve, is a filmmaker living in Brooklyn or New Orleans, depending on the season. He is a heavily-armed advocate of gun control.

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Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook will be published in fall 2008. Emily lives in Greenpoint, Brooklyn with her cat, but just one . . . so far.

Brian Fairbanks is a filmmaker living in the wilds of Brooklyn. He previously wrote for the Hartford Courant and Gawker. He won the Williamsburg Spelling Bee once. He loves cats, women with guns, and burning books.

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