Ladies, If You're Not In The Mood, CNN Is Here To Save You...

Posted by Brian Fairbanks

 

CNN has solved the problem of a woman's decreased libido. Hint: they want you to become a man. 

Their top 5 ways women can improve their sex drives:

1. Impotence drugs such as Viagra, Levitra and Cialis

2. Testosterone

3. Arginine

4. Anti-stress herbs

5. Experimental medicines

So, unless you want to try risky experimental medicines or "anti-stress herbs," which sounds like a scam, CNN suggests the best methods for getitng in touch with your feminine sexuality is by taking stimulants intended for males. For God's sake, how long are women going to have to wait before they get their own drugs or treatments for sexual dysfunction? Viagra's been around for how many years now?

Get on it, people... 

Until then, CNN and the Journal of the American Medical Association report that, for some women, erectile dysfunction drugs do work. Has anyone out there (females only, of course) tried their #1 technique? 

Via CNN. 


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Posted Jul 25 2008, 12:49 PM
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Comments

searah said:

Part of the problem here is that most women with what we call sexual dysfunction, have issues that go beyond blood-flow (which is mostly what those drugs do). They tried to make Viagra for women, but found it did very little (unless the problem was just blood-flow to the goodies). We're just too damn complicated, I guess. But you are right, it seems like WAY more money goes into solving men's pesky pecker problems.

July 25, 2008 2:26 PM

thea said:

I ate some viagra before, not because I was feeling libido-less but just for fun. And wow. But if I wasn't turned on already I doubt it would have done much other than make my bits feel annoyingly present. But while I did not sprout a pair of grow fur on my chest I won't take it again because messing with your endocrine system is really, really stupid.

CNN is dumb: there's barely any story here but they know it'll drive traffic to the site, surprise surprise.

July 27, 2008 1:40 PM

imsnowman said:

Viagra doesn't mess with your endocrine system.  Go to Wikipedia to see how it works.

July 28, 2008 12:35 PM

About Brian Fairbanks

Brian Fairbanks, the Senior National Political Correspondent for Nerve, is a filmmaker living in Brooklyn or New Orleans, depending on the season. He is a heavily-armed advocate of gun control.

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