...maybe your sex drive isn't as high as it should be. Maybe you're burnt out from fantasizing about lingerie models. Or maybe you've just been mauled by a crazed grizzly bear.
In any case, you need some refreshment...
Highs:
CNN solved that sex drive problem, ladies. Sort of.
The Daily Show's five sexiest clips turned us on, for sure.
Anne Hathaway, as viewed from the side, caused total computer hardware failure. From drooling on the keyboard.
At least she didn't pick herself: Naomi Campbell named the last true supermodel, and we have to agree with her on the sexiness factor.
Lows:
Snickers didn't bring on a bout of the chuckles.
Ashley Alexandra Durpe couldn't seem to keep it in her pants. We mean... never mind.
Viewed from a distance, Brad Pitt is a) just as sexy or b) a lousy father?
The man eating bears had nothing to do with sex, but they, um, scared the pants off us. Does that count?
The 9/11 thing... got us hot and bothered? Nice try, but not really... mainly just bothered.
There's a 17-year-old girl stripping in Iowa. 17: not acceptable. 18: here's a dollar for your humiliation.
If engaging in fellatio this weekend, take this girl's advice: "Do Not Swallow!"
