This is Shigeo Tokuda. CNN, Time Magazine and various other "well-respected" media outlets are obsessed with him. "Why?" you ask...

Because he's a 73-year-old Japanese porn star. In this video, Tokuda celebrates his inexplicable success in the Japanese porn industry and hopes he can continue until he's at least 80.

Ah, Japan. We can never decide which is more bizarre, the charming abundance of sexual fetishes in Japan (Seriously? Bandage fetish??) or the American media's relentless fixation on them.