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Sloppy Seconds: Ron Wood's Mistress In The Buff

Posted by Brian Fairbanks

 

Mrs. Corey Feldman's Playboy shoot and more, after the jump...

If you have a belly button finish, you'll probably be pissed to learn you missed Japan's navel-gazing fest.

Your worst nightmare: Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are leaving Hollywood... and may be moving to Your Neighborhood. 

Don't worry if you missed the orgy, it didn't turn out to be that great a time. 

That nutjob who shot two people during a church performance of "Annie?" His motive wasn't he didn't like liberals. We hope Rush Limbaugh gets sued for wrongful death or ends up going crazy like Jeff Bridges in The Fisher King. Bastards. 

Ron Wood, guitar player and real genius behind the current Rolling Stones lineup, almost left his wife of twenty-three-years but luckily got his act together and checked into rehab. The reason he lost his way:

 

A Democratic legislator from New Jersey has resigned after child porn was found on his computer. His office computer. 

An Obama supporter "accidentally" made buttons with the Senator and another famous member of the Chamber: Larry Craig

Brad Pitt declared war on the stalkers who take photographs of him. 

And Susie Feldman, Corey's wife, has done a large Playboy spread that already has the internet hyperventilating. At least in porn land...

The rest of the shoot can be found here

 

Related:

Spencer Pratt Knows a Thing or Seven About Initiating Anal Sex

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Vote In Playboy's Sexiest Female Blogger Poll

Sloppy Seconds: Half-Naked Woman At A Blue Jays Game

Gisele Bundchen's Latest Nude Shoot May Be Her Finest Work Yet

Magazine Fights Censorship With Nude Six-Year-Old Cover Girl


Comments

Patricia said:

That woman has had such a breast lift it's unbelievable.

July 28, 2008 7:55 PM

meganco said:

ZOMG it's that horrible butt bra.  I thought it was banished forever, but it's back to wreak havoc across "Scanner" again.  Zombie brum!

July 30, 2008 12:21 AM

About Brian Fairbanks

Brian Fairbanks, the Senior National Political Correspondent for Nerve, is a filmmaker living in Brooklyn or New Orleans, depending on the season. He is a heavily-armed advocate of gun control.

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about the blogger

Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook will be published in fall 2008. Emily lives in Greenpoint, Brooklyn with her cat, but just one . . . so far.

Brian Fairbanks is a filmmaker living in the wilds of Brooklyn. He previously wrote for the Hartford Courant and Gawker. He won the Williamsburg Spelling Bee once. He loves cats, women with guns, and burning books.

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