Sloppy Seconds: Ron Wood's Mistress In The Buff

Posted by Brian Fairbanks

 

Mrs. Corey Feldman's Playboy shoot and more, after the jump...

If you have a belly button finish, you'll probably be pissed to learn you missed Japan's navel-gazing fest.

Your worst nightmare: Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are leaving Hollywood... and may be moving to Your Neighborhood. 

Don't worry if you missed the orgy, it didn't turn out to be that great a time. 

That nutjob who shot two people during a church performance of "Annie?" His motive wasn't he didn't like liberals. We hope Rush Limbaugh gets sued for wrongful death or ends up going crazy like Jeff Bridges in The Fisher King. Bastards. 

Ron Wood, guitar player and real genius behind the current Rolling Stones lineup, almost left his wife of twenty-three-years but luckily got his act together and checked into rehab. The reason he lost his way:

 

A Democratic legislator from New Jersey has resigned after child porn was found on his computer. His office computer. 

An Obama supporter "accidentally" made buttons with the Senator and another famous member of the Chamber: Larry Craig

Brad Pitt declared war on the stalkers who take photographs of him. 

And Susie Feldman, Corey's wife, has done a large Playboy spread that already has the internet hyperventilating. At least in porn land...

The rest of the shoot can be found here

 

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Comments

Patricia said:

That woman has had such a breast lift it's unbelievable.

July 28, 2008 7:55 PM

meganco said:

ZOMG it's that horrible butt bra.  I thought it was banished forever, but it's back to wreak havoc across "Scanner" again.  Zombie brum!

July 30, 2008 12:21 AM

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Brian Fairbanks, the Senior National Political Correspondent for Nerve, is a filmmaker living in Brooklyn or New Orleans, depending on the season. He is a heavily-armed advocate of gun control.

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