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Snoop Dogg Is Planning A Bollywood Takeover

Posted by Verena von Pfetten


 Apparently the 1 billion strong populace of India doesn't care for Western music. But all that is about to change...

...Because Snoop Dogg is heading to Bollywood. (Seriously?) He's just signed up wtih Cashmere Asia, a new Los Angeles-Mumbai entertainment company, in the hopes of bringing rap music to India. Snoop joins the ranks of other Hollywood heavy-weights, like Sylvester Stallone (seriously) who has agreed to appear in an upcoming Bollywood film. 

Snoop Dogg, who likes "how the Punjabis get down" and adds that "the way they dress is fresh", already has an appearance in the title track of future Bollywood blockbuster "Singh Is King" (also: seriously?), on which he raps about "Ferrari's, Bugattis and Maseratis" and says "what up to all the ladies hanging out in Mumbai," while (most likely) simultaneously giving them a contact high.

The best part of all this? According to Cashmere Asia's co-founder, "We're introducing Snoop to a very broad audience that has never heard of him before."

Oh, snap! Sucks to be Snoop!

[via New York Times


Comments

Elizabeth Stephens said:

this article was really funny- probably the funniest article i've ever read in scanner.  props to verena!

July 28, 2008 8:47 PM

fitandfun71 said:

I miss Scanner Emily and I'm sorry I teased her about her fear of cockroaches.

July 29, 2008 12:33 AM

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about the blogger

Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook will be published in fall 2008. Emily lives in Greenpoint, Brooklyn with her cat, but just one . . . so far.

Brian Fairbanks is a filmmaker living in the wilds of Brooklyn. He previously wrote for the Hartford Courant and Gawker. He won the Williamsburg Spelling Bee once. He loves cats, women with guns, and burning books.

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