Oh, those conservative icons, members of a party known for supporting the arts, free speech on the internet, and Nerve.com. They've really got us guffawing now: how witty, you'll say! "Barack Obama is now friends with Tony Rezko!" Zing! Man, that talking point is sure killing Obama's momentum over the past seven months, let's just beat him to death with it...
Barack is hoping to settle on an Iraq policy before November.
Check out that rim-shot worthy status update, dudes. Remember: it's better to ignore the demands of war and blindly stick with original plan-- we all saw how wonderfully that worked for Afghanistan and Iraq, let's just keep it going! God Bless America Over Other Countries!
(Tongue outta cheek, if you don't want to give the RNC your page views, you can view their hilariously satirical website-- almost as funny as that laugh-out-loud New Yorker cover-- in the screenshot below. Should you have a death wish, click here to peruse.)
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