Sloppy Seconds: The Truth About The "Abusive" Paul McCartney

Posted by Brian Fairbanks

 

An earthquake this morning registered 5.4 on the Andy Richter scale and was felt from LA to Vegas and down to Mexico. There were no reported injuries as of post time. 

Although he's charged with a DUI, Shia LaBeouf was not at fault for the car crash that flipped his truck. The other driver has been ticketed for running a red light... 

PageSix claims Marc Jacobs has wed in Paris... and if you didn't know, he married...

his Brazilian boyfriend in a civil ceremony... which is not legally binding.

Other sources speculate that this is just a decoy move while Jacobs gets married elsewhere, away from the prying press...

Jennifer Aniston, Scarlett Johansson and Charlize Theron are to appear on a breast cancer telethon the night of September 5th.

We couldn't imagine Paul McCartney ever hitting anyone-- shit, could you imagine the guy who wrote "Yesterday" and "Maybe I'm Amazed" getting medieval on anyone? Now, Heather Mills' ex-publicist is speaking out and basically confirming what we suspected all along: the evidence of McCartney abusing his ex-wife was completely fabricated to help the wife's case.

We're pretty sure it's a fake of... something... but WTF is this photo Gawker posted?

You can download the Walkmen's excellent new album for $5, with all of the proceeds going to the cause of one hospitalized baby. The music revolution, indeed. 

 

Related:

While You Were Sleeping: Madonna's Breakdown? 

Sloppy Seconds: Brad and Angelina and the French Brawl

We Do Not Want to Meet Carlizina Jolectron in a Dark Alley

Hot or Not? Scarlett Johansson's Fuzzy Nipple

The Results Are In: Who Would You Rather, Scarlett Johansson or Natalie Portman? 


Comments

dippy_gumball said:

re the gawker photo: i'm PRETTY sure that's a turtle that has been painfully de-shelled.  poor thing.

July 30, 2008 7:41 AM

fitandfun71 said:

I find it odd that three (while extremely lovely) women who are known cigarette smokers are doing an anti-cancer telethon.  Granted, I'd go out on my shield to rid the world of breast cancer (or any other terrible disease that affects women more than men) if I had the chance but having those three smokers do the telethon...is a bit weird.

July 30, 2008 11:00 AM

Simon said:

Apparently the best guess is that it's a raccoon minus its top jaw, as per this newspaper article:

i37.tinypic.com/4lrtkg.jpg

They also have a few more up close shots of it:tinypic.com/userstuff.php

You know, if you wanted to look closer and all.

July 31, 2008 12:08 AM

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Brian Fairbanks, the Senior National Political Correspondent for Nerve, is a filmmaker living in Brooklyn or New Orleans, depending on the season. He is a heavily-armed advocate of gun control.

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