We've got good news for condom-haters everywhere...
Thrillist, that bastion of frat boy helpful hints and sexual service items has really come through this time. In today's newsletter, they shine a spotlight on Brooklyn-based STFree, a company dedicated to avoiding those awkward condom or no condom moments.
And how, exactly, does this wittily-named service avoid what is seemingly inevitable? Well, by providing the member with a glossy, wallet-sized card that reads, "I'm so clean, the condom should wear me." (Who wouldn't fall for that line!) But, basically, subscribers sign up online, download a clinic verification form, get tested, and voila! When the awkward conversation arises, you hand the girl (or guy!) the card, whisper your secret code oh-so-seductively, and watch as they dial the 1-800-number, hear the dates and results of your last tests, and then drop trou right then and there.
Unprotected sex has never been easier. Thanks, Thrillist! We owe you one.
[via Thrillist]
ED NOTE: Scanner by no means endorses unprotected sex. We're just here to be helpful.
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