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"Please Have An Affair With My Husband"

Posted by Brian Fairbanks

 

Who knew the Delaware State Police was a hotbed of swingers activity, so much so that one woman had to file a sexual harassment suit to put an end to the sexual madness?

1) Diane Miller claims a State Police Captain badgered her into an affair... with an assist from his swinging wife, who actually first broached the idea with Miller.

2) She was also sexually harassed by another male police officer, who groped her, hit on her incessantly, and even threw pieces of paper in between her cleavage.

3) Miller

charged that top brass failed to protect her from the unwanted sexual advances of Capt. John J. Laird even after she expressed concern about working for him. Along with the state police, Miller sued its parent agency, the state Department of Safety and Homeland Security.

According to Miller's lawsuit:

Laird and his wife befriended Miller after she began working for him at Troop 2 in Glasgow in June 2006. The couple often visited her home, sometimes spending the night. Laird made repeated advances toward Miller and Cissy Laird urged Miller to have an affair with her husband. One night, while Cissy Laird slept in another room, her husband had intercourse with Miller.

4) At this point, our instinctive reaction was: Wait, you slept with the guy and now you're suing him for harassing you? This better get better... and it does:

Cissy Laird also planned a July 2007 vacation for the trio at Cabo San Lucas, Mexico, where they stayed in the same room and Cissy encouraged the extramarital liaison, the lawsuit said. But Laird's wife soon became jealous and the trip ended in acrimony, with both badgering Miller to keep quiet about their activities, the lawsuit charges.

5) This is the part where Miller had to put up with the guy from incident #2 (see above.) She was transferred out of this guy's unit and told she was now working for... yep, Mr. Laird.

And in February 2007, while she recovered from surgery, Laird allegedly stopped at her home in full uniform, then grabbed her breast and tried to kiss her, saying, "It's OK. ... Cissy knows that I am here."

Not long afterward, Cissy Laird sent Miller a photograph of her husband in a bathing suit.

Also that month, the couple began visiting Miller's Dover home, often bringing food and wine. Cissy Laird reminded her that her husband had helped her and "had needs also," the suit said.

On one night when the couple spent the night, Cissy Laird slept in a spare room and her husband in Miller's bed where the two had sex, the suit said.

When the three went to Mexico that May, the two women were supposed to stay in one room, and Capt. Laird in another, the suit said. But upon arrival, Miller learned all three were booked in one room with a king-size bed. She expressed her displeasure, but Cissy Laird insisted she would sleep on a pull-out sofa because this is "what HE wants," the suit said.

6) This goes on and on... with no hint that Miller is unhappy with any of this. Until...

Miller and Capt. Laird later met at the Smyrna rest area, where he begged her to keep quiet about the trip. If she did not, Capt. Laird allegedly warned, she "better watch her back." She took his words as a threat, the suit said.

She soon hired an attorney and in August, after getting transferred to the Dover academy for recruits, filed a sex discrimination complaint with the State Department of Labor, Miller's suit said.

Martin said his client, who is in her 40s, felt she had no choice about having the affair.

"This is about a troop commander hitting on a subordinate," the lawyer said. "She felt a lot of pressure to give in to Capt. Laird."

There it is, folks. The chronology does not get into emotional feelings, just the facts, which is probably why we don't get a sense Miller is in any way dissatisfied with this arrangement. But looking back on it, it is clear that she is uncomfortable, at least, and it really doesn't matter in a sexual harassment case: if the advances are unwanted, it just takes a victim's say-so to make it valid.

Meanwhile, Laird was forced into retirement following the allegations. Meanwhile, Diane L. Miller is still working for the agency, as a $36K-a-year data processor...

Via Delaware Online


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Comments

fitandfun71 said:

Quis custodiet ipsos custodes? - Who watches the watchmen?  Scanner, that's who!

July 30, 2008 11:27 AM

Jynx said:

that bottle of white zin looks delicious.

July 30, 2008 4:09 PM

Things To Do In Glasgow said:

ah cant a copper have a little bit of fun any more, spoil sport.

July 31, 2008 4:00 AM

About Brian Fairbanks

Brian Fairbanks, the Senior National Political Correspondent for Nerve, is a filmmaker living in Brooklyn or New Orleans, depending on the season. He is a heavily-armed advocate of gun control.

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about the blogger

Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook will be published in fall 2008. Emily lives in Greenpoint, Brooklyn with her cat, but just one . . . so far.

Brian Fairbanks is a filmmaker living in the wilds of Brooklyn. He previously wrote for the Hartford Courant and Gawker. He won the Williamsburg Spelling Bee once. He loves cats, women with guns, and burning books.

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