While You Were Sleeping: The Tim Gunn Lawsuit

Posted by Brian Fairbanks

 

The Hiltons are far from thrilled to see the new McCain ad, which compares Obama unfavorably to Paris (huh?) They're right to be offended-- they maxed out to the Republican candidate. 

A man with a body in his freezer was arrested preaching in Alabama.

Before you read further, make a prediction: who gave the #1 worst performance by a Model Turned Actress?

According to King Magazine (whatever the hell that is), it's Halle Berry-- but not in "Catwoman," as many would have predicted:

1. Halle Berry in Gothika

2. Cameron Diaz in Any Given Sunday

3. Garcelle Beauvais in Wild Wild West

4. Cindy Crawford in Fair Game

5. Tyra Banks in Coyote Ugly

"Guys and Dolls" is returning to Broadway, with Anne Hathaway or Debra Messing. Laurence Olivier and Benedict Arnold are also on the Producer's list of people to put in the press release to make it look Big Time.

AIDS has made black women an "endangered species." 

A 10-year-old boy ratted out his mom for making counterfeit bills. 

With all the money television brings in, Tim Gunn, why the hell would you work for free? 

 

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Comments

borstalboy said:

Worst performance by a model-turned-actress?

Ariane in YEAR OF THE DRAGON.  But the 22 year-old interns who put together these inane movie lists are probably too young to remember that one.

July 31, 2008 9:57 AM

Tony said:

OMFG, anybody who saw Paulina Porizkova in anything, but especially that piece of shit with Tom Selleck (forgot the title) knows that not only is she the worst, her performance might be the worst acting job possible.

July 31, 2008 10:47 AM

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Brian Fairbanks, the Senior National Political Correspondent for Nerve, is a filmmaker living in Brooklyn or New Orleans, depending on the season. He is a heavily-armed advocate of gun control.

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