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Principal Fired For Convincing Student To Run Away With Him (Oh, And He's Charged With Rape, Too)

Posted by Brian Fairbanks

 

A principal in Snohomish County, Washington (that can't be a real name) has allegedly been fired for convincing a 14-year-old girl to run away from home. With him? Probably, since he's also charged with rape...

But there's a kicker...

The announcement was made Thursday night inside the Highland Christian School auditorium, the school where Mark Brown had been principal until the 37-year-old was charged with rape last week.

Snohomish County prosecutors said Brown sexually assaulted a 14-year-old female student inside a hidden room at the school after authorities said he encouraged her to run away from home.School board attorney Brett Nagle made the announcement that Brown was no longer employed at the high school at a meeting held so that parents, students and faculty could voice their concerns.

...it's a Christian school... but hey, they still have great sports teams!

My God, people, is there nothing sacred anymore?

Via KIRO-TV. 

 

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Posted Aug 01 2008, 03:15 PM
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Henry said:

At least the principal was fired.  In a government school the principal would have been transfered to another school.

August 1, 2008 3:40 PM

Whit said:

The fact that it's a Christian school is the only part that didn't surprise me.  Zealots are crazy.

August 1, 2008 4:17 PM

dragondawn42o said:

Snohomish is a Native American place-name.

August 2, 2008 8:55 PM

fabul1st said:

Why does this school have a "hidden room?"  What is it for exactly if not for sexually assaulting 14-year-olds?

August 4, 2008 5:38 PM

drkate08 said:

Snohonmish is north of Seattle. Most of the places around here are Native American names, including my hometown of Issaquah, Puyallup (yeah, good luck pronouncing that right, Californicators), and my personal favorite: Humptulips. :-)

August 6, 2008 5:49 PM

About Brian Fairbanks

Brian Fairbanks, the Senior National Political Correspondent for Nerve, is a filmmaker living in Brooklyn or New Orleans, depending on the season. He is a heavily-armed advocate of gun control.

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Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook will be published in fall 2008. Emily lives in Greenpoint, Brooklyn with her cat, but just one . . . so far.

Brian Fairbanks is a filmmaker living in the wilds of Brooklyn. He previously wrote for the Hartford Courant and Gawker. He won the Williamsburg Spelling Bee once. He loves cats, women with guns, and burning books.

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