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Here's A Promotional Idea: Park A Hot Tub Full Of Naked Women In Your Storefront Window

Posted by Brian Fairbanks

 

In another sign that either the world economy is in dire straits or that gallery owners are getting more creative, two naked women horsing around in a bathtub have caused traffic jams, near accident, a raised profile for the art exhibit they are supposedly involved with, and, big surprise, return fire from your favorite kind of group of all time... 

...a conservative families coalition. 

The exhibition by world-renowned Brisbane artist Tracey Keller features 25 original acrylic paintings on linen depicting naked women in various poses.

In the stunt, two apparently naked women take a bath together and separately from 5pm to 7pm in the gallery's window, in candle-lit scenes reminiscent of those made famous by Mena Suvari in the movie American Beauty.

The Queensland branch of the Australian Family Association has expressed serious concern about the local exhibit, although the police have done nothing since there have been no formal complaints.

[The Association's] President Mark Holzworth described it as "childish, immature, teenage schoolboy voyeur stuff" that added no credibility to the gallery or the artists featured.

"This will not attract art-lovers, it will attract voyeurs which is not good for Brisbane or women in general," Mr Holzworth said.

"I thought we had grown up as a society. Not even brothels would be this brazen to promote their services."

What services is this gallery promoting? It's promoting art, not $5 blow jobs by a highway ramp, dumbass. Why don't you stop by for some $4 wine and smelly cheese, Mr. Holzworth, and sit back and enjoy...

...although the following photo is VERY NOT SAFE FOR WORK!!

 

Too late now...

 

 

 Via News.com (AU)

 

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Comments

Ziggy said:

Is that Tom Hanks in the first photo?

August 1, 2008 5:10 PM

blackavar said:

Hey, look at that dude's cowboy hat!

August 1, 2008 5:43 PM

mike123321 said:

How come the TH photo doesn't lose the privacy(?) bars across the ladies' boobs??

August 2, 2008 12:46 AM

About Brian Fairbanks

Brian Fairbanks, the Senior National Political Correspondent for Nerve, is a filmmaker living in Brooklyn or New Orleans, depending on the season. He is a heavily-armed advocate of gun control.

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about the blogger

Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook will be published in fall 2008. Emily lives in Greenpoint, Brooklyn with her cat, but just one . . . so far.

Brian Fairbanks is a filmmaker living in the wilds of Brooklyn. He previously wrote for the Hartford Courant and Gawker. He won the Williamsburg Spelling Bee once. He loves cats, women with guns, and burning books.

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