While You Were Sleeping: The New Robin Hood Movie

Posted by Brian Fairbanks

 

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..the Riddler?

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Talk about egomania and director dementia: the new Robin Hood film starring Russell Crowe as a badass/kind-of-good-guy Sheriff of Nottingham has been delayed because the leaves in the forest are the wrong color. Dudes, it doesn't have to be historically accurate-- Robin Hood wasn't real! 

 

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Comments

danrimage said:

Fuck Johnny Depp and his 'I'm quirky but, y'know, still kinda sexy...aw shucks, d'ye REAAAALLY think I'm sexy? Reeeeeally?'bullshit.It should be Steve Buscemi,or, if they're sticking with the  'young, sexy villain' motif, Paul Bettany.

August 1, 2008 10:56 AM

wundersmack said:

wow, danrimage, that is a stroke of genius!  Buscemi would be brilliant perfection.  Depp... meh... not so much.

August 1, 2008 12:11 PM

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Brian Fairbanks, the Senior National Political Correspondent for Nerve, is a filmmaker living in Brooklyn or New Orleans, depending on the season. He is a heavily-armed advocate of gun control.

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