Germans and Poles are going to war
Holy Christ! Have we learned nothing from World War - The Sequel? Is Germany going to blitzkrieg the ass off of Poland, particularly the asses of the above two females?
over a nudist beach on the Polish-German border on the Baltic Sea beach, reports British The Sun tabloid.
Oh. Phew. We thought it was, you know, something else...
Germans nudists have been fuming over the fact that since a
fence on the two nations' border was removed in 2007, following
Poland’s accession to the Schengen borderless zone, Polish bathers
stroll into German territory near the Polish town of Swinoujscie,
north-western Poland, encroaching on the privacy of naked German
sunbathers.
"You feel like an ape in the zoo. The Poles come with their binoculars, stare and swear at us,” one German naturist told The Sun.
The best part of this story is that the rest of this Polish news article features snide remarks about Poles from Germans. Are they trying to start a border war... or, better yet, World War - The Threequel?
“It’s horrible, we would never bathe naked, we are Catholic,” said a Polish beachgoer
That may be the funniest thing I've ever heard. Let's hope this mindless drama continues and that everyone fights to a stalemate, then collapses in an exhausted lovefest...
Via Polskie Radio.
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