Sloppy Seconds: Poor Bernie Mac, Morgan Freeman, and... OJ?

Posted by Brian Fairbanks

 

A man is in jail in Florida after calling 911 twice to complain about an incorrect sandwich order.

We just can't picture it: Liv Tyler wants to launch her singing career. 

In other news on this busy day:

 Jake Gyllenhall is not engaged to Reese Witherspoon. Yawn.

Although reports of Bernie Mac's demise were exaggerated and not particularly humorous, Mac's health is truly in critical condition.

This is one move we wouldn't even pull to save our own lives. 

OJ Simpson is in deep shit now: one of his co-defendants is testifying against him. 

Violence in China has escalated ahead of the Olymics.

And Morgan Freeman may have fallen asleep at the wheel, was indeed with a female passenger (whose presence remains unexplained), broke a few ribs and hurt is knee, is listed in serious condition, but that's all...

 

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Comments

danrimage said:

Why has someone attempted to cross out the  violence in China story? ?Those are still the facts as far as I'm aware....

August 4, 2008 7:43 PM

About Brian Fairbanks

Brian Fairbanks, the Senior National Political Correspondent for Nerve, is a filmmaker living in Brooklyn or New Orleans, depending on the season. He is a heavily-armed advocate of gun control.

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