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Sloppy Seconds: Which Pop Star Might Play The Lead In The Next Tarantino Film?

Posted by Brian Fairbanks

 

A screen capture from the new Woody Allen film. By the way, that's Scarlett Johansson and Penelope Cruz. 

Morgan Freeman that may have had his mistress with him in the car crash that caused him serious harm: it turns out he is also going through a divorce

British model Katie Price has Olympic fever: she's gearing up for 2012.

Twenty six Texas cheerleaders tried to break a pointless record by stuffing themselves into one elevator. Can you guess what happened? 

The elevator successfully descended from the fourth floor to the first, but the doors refused to open.

The panicked girls managed to wiggle a few cell phones free to call for help. But it took about 25 minutes before a repairman was able to fix the door, police said.

Can you picture Toni Braxton or some other sometime A-listers on "Dancing With The Stars?" 

Quentin Tarantino is reportedly in talks with Britney's reps about her playing a lesbian stripper in his remake of "Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!" 

Scarlett Johansson dismisses reports her makeout scene with Penelope Cruz is gonna be bonerrific. Learn more about this story in The Screengrab


Comments

swingbabyswing said:

The idea is to revive her career, right? I'm upset because I actually want it to be revived. I feel bad for the poor girl and maybe a little Tarantino is what she needs to shrug off the craziness and... who knows... maybe there's some talent in there?

August 10, 2008 8:17 AM

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