The residents of Oregon City, Oregon are laughing their collective butts off today after the Associated Press reported on a Craig's List Casual Encounter gone hilariously wrong...
A newly united couple, listed only as a 46-year-old man and a 47-year-old woman, met in a central location to the both of them, a small city park, with the intention of getting it on. Nearby, a homeless woman was setting up her tent for the night when she heard what sounded like... wait, can't be, she thought: is that a man raping a bound and gagged woman in the middle of this park?
She alerted the po-po, who came out in force. The couple fled, although were soon tracked down... by a police dog. Ouch.
The guy's reasoning for fleeing the scene? Big surprise to anyone who has never used Craig's List for sex: he's married. Too bad, he was busted along with his new friend and their total bail amounted to $33,500, based on charges of trespassing, disorderdly conduct, and indecency.
No word on whether this was some sort of park-rape-bound-and-gagged-fantasy or just your regular Wednesday night park sex.
Via the AP.
Photo via Garrett LeSage.
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