56 government employees in Miami-Dade County were arrested for their alleged links to an Oxy-Contin ring.
We keep waiting for an explanation for this few-days-old story, but since none has been forthcoming: A man was arrested for exposing himself to his neighbors. When police came in through his front door, they found him committing some sort of sexual act "with a claw hammer, plastic bag and motor oil." What?
Gawker revisited some classic (and far from classic) Playgirl covers.
Know anyone with a birthday tonight? Get them the Horse's Ass cake, just because you're such good friends.
One of the Dixie Chicks got divorced.
A teen conspired with a buddy to, we're assuming, assassinate George W. Bush at Camp David. He even had the motorcade route copied down. It's a miracle we don't have a "President Cheney" he didn't get to execute his nefarious plan.
In other Bush news, the House seems closer than ever to actually considering impeaching Bush. Which means nothing will happen, of course.
In other impeachment news, the President of Pakistan is much closer to being ousted: the country's ruling coalition agreed to begin removal proceedings against him.
And Condi Rice is apparently ignoring her daily memos from the RNC: she said the country would do fine against terrorisms even with an Obama presidency.
