Scanner was inundated with bad craziness, sexism, hedonism, and Sweden-ism this week... and you enjoyed every minute of it, sweetness...
HIGHS:
We learned that Swedish girls like to have sex with each other. See also above.
We applauded a boy in Sweden who got revenge on perverts by ripping them off and getting busted for it.
We found a great handjob. Unfortunately, it does not involve Swedes.
We talked about hot Olympians, then we stared at one of them naked. (For the last time, no, she is not from Sweden.)
We found an excuse to use our favorite photo of Amanda Peet. Although it can't top this one of Eva Mendes.
Robert Downey, Jr., we learned, is a very patient mofo.
Meet us in St. Louis next year.
LOWS:
A sex blogger got busted for sex writing on her sex site. We cringed, then we shivered, and finally we changed our names and went underground.
Jim Beam's ad featuring ogled Swedish girls was banned in Australia. Good riddance.
We found this list of 10 Songs To Strip To sorely lacking. (There's an STD joke here, but we're out of time...)
John Edwards admitted he has no chance of being Vice President now.
We never found out who looks best in a bikini, but that's okay, we have friends outside of here.
And mutiny and chaos descended on Scanner over this post.
