Sloppy Seconds: Paul Newman's Diagnosis

Posted by Brian Fairbanks

 

The Bible Belt generally frowns on gays... unless there's a beauty pageant involved.

Sting capped off his career with the Police (at least this time) by shaving his beard, live at Madison Square Garden

Do you think this is a real surveillance video?


How To Beat The Claw Game

There's debate all over the web about that one.

Did you hear about the guy who answered a phone call from the cops during a high speed pursuit and said "Dude, I can't talk, I'm being chased by the police"? Well, maybe he'll be answering his cell with a similar message: "Dude, I can't talk, I'm in fucking jail." 

Speaking of the police, the coppers in Hartford, Connecticut sold a man a former squad car loaded with cocaine.

Hell yeah: Anne Hathaway railed against plastic surgery, saying it harms the ability of actors to look their parts. (Then again, there's no way Hathaway will ever need plastic surgery, at least not for another 124 years.) 

Paul Newman won't be riding with the Sundance Kid anymore, at least according to New York City doctors. The ancient actor has been given "weeks to live," which we hope turns into at least months, if not years. 

 

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Brian Fairbanks, the Senior National Political Correspondent for Nerve, is a filmmaker living in Brooklyn or New Orleans, depending on the season. He is a heavily-armed advocate of gun control.

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