Sloppy Seconds: Hillary Clinton's Latest Theory

Posted by Brian Fairbanks

 

Women in Nigeria are walking naked in the streets to protest the questionable circumstances surrounding a monarch's death. 

Two wrestlers from the University of Nebraska are under investigation after it was reported they are both gay porn stars. 

Some dudes in Sweden have lodged formal complaints against pharmacies that sell sex toys, complaining that most of these shops discriminate against men with their female-focused stock. Wait, they have sex toys in pharamacies over there? Hell, you can't even buy Plan B at pharmacies in the States! 

Did John McCain copy his speech today from Wikipedia

Salma Hayek is planning a wedding reality show. Judging by how few people cared about our post about her singledom, the show should do real fine... 

Selma Blair thinks Americans are deluded

Hillary's team's 845th theory as to why they lost: the media's lack of investigation into the Edwards affair rumors when they first surfaced. 

And Daniel Craig may be getting married. Although since when does a man buying champagne mean he's getting married and not a very lucky, soon-to-be-drunk friend? 

 

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Comments

fitandfun71 said:

After reading the totality of Ms. Blair's comments, I have to agree with her.

August 11, 2008 5:37 PM

About Brian Fairbanks

Brian Fairbanks, the Senior National Political Correspondent for Nerve, is a filmmaker living in Brooklyn or New Orleans, depending on the season. He is a heavily-armed advocate of gun control.

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