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The Greatest Dive Bars: The Clermont Lounge

Posted by Brian Fairbanks

 

We were in Atlanta over the 4th of July weekend to see Tom Waits play on his rare and limited-date US tour, for which we drove down from Brooklyn.

After the show, a cute and rather innocent female friend suggested, almost offhandedly, that we might enjoy this place called the Clermont Lounge...

Shrugging in surrender and still not entirely conscious after that intense concert, we staggered into the Clermont sometime after midnight on a Saturday night, expecting to have a few beers and collapse. Instead, we were met by perhaps one hundred and fifty people, many of them couples in their 20s, rocking out on the dance floor and enjoying what even we had to admit was a great DJ. At the bar, we ordered a couple of PBR's with accompanying Jager shots, seeing as how we were at a world-class dive/dump. The bright red neon light that adorned every inch of wall space took us back to our most drugged out New Orleans evenings... or even back to that Factory scene in Midnight Cowboy.

Anyway, we were settling in, marveling at the local characters... when it soon became clear why we'd been directed to this place...

With no fanfare whatsoever and to the complete dismissal of everyone on the dance floor, a large woman wearing a sumo wrestler's outfit stepped up onto the bar and almost immediately exposed her breasts:


Aside from the fact that this low-quality, dim-lighting camera phone shot is basically useless in a blog post, this at least gives you an exact replica of what we were seeing. It turned out were in Atlanta's oldest and longest running strip club, complete with some of the finest area talent: the next act was an elderly Chinese woman in a green dress who raced back and forth across the slim bar and flashed each customer indvidually. According to this page, the strippers have to put money in the jukebox themselves if they want some theme music to dance to. 

The outside kind of looked like this, although not really:

 

Yeah, not really. Anyway, it's well worth checking out when you're in town... or, hell, driving from halfway across a Hemisphere.

More on the Clermont Lounge online at this link

 

Related:

The Greatest Dive Bars: The Saturn

The Greatest Dive Bars: The White Horse Tavern

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Comments

peacock said:

Good to know Nerve finally got there, and the Claremont is still there! I used to hang at the Claremont in the early 90's, sounds like it hasn't changed a bit!

August 12, 2008 6:19 AM

anonymous said:

the blurry photo: is that scanner brian in the foreground? What's he doing? Looks like he's either trying to slip that dancer a dollar or he's playing along to the music with a pair of the world's smallest cymbals.

August 12, 2008 8:44 AM

nico from atl said:

you're really lucky you still have that camera phone. - It's great to see jessica (the stripper) on the front page of Scanner!

August 12, 2008 9:13 AM

Brian Fairbanks said:

Very funny, anonymous, but the person in the foreground is a middle aged woman, although no one on the trip seems to remember (or can tell) what the hell she's doing...

August 12, 2008 9:18 AM

abruehl said:

that looks like Blondie. I used to live in Atlanta. The Clermont is good times. You feel kind of bad because you're sort of laughing inside at these women, but then you realize that the joke's on you because they totally don't give a f*#k.

August 24, 2008 4:25 PM

About Brian Fairbanks

Brian Fairbanks, the Senior National Political Correspondent for Nerve, is a filmmaker living in Brooklyn or New Orleans, depending on the season. He is a heavily-armed advocate of gun control.

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Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook will be published in fall 2008. Emily lives in Greenpoint, Brooklyn with her cat, but just one . . . so far.

Brian Fairbanks is a filmmaker living in the wilds of Brooklyn. He previously wrote for the Hartford Courant and Gawker. He won the Williamsburg Spelling Bee once. He loves cats, women with guns, and burning books.

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