...don't say the backseat of a Volkswagen...
We've all heard that all the US $100 bills in circulation have been tainted by cocaine... but did you know about the cocaine that's tainted by vagina?
According to Guanabee:
Luiza Caetano de Lima, a 29-year-old Brazilian cook, was arrested for
carrying 350 grams of cocaine in her vaginal cavity. She was
intercepted on a bus on the Paraguayan border. Sadly, this ruined her
plan of dropping off the drugs into a garbage can in some border town,
where it would later be picked up by someone else. Presumably while
wearing gloves?
Honestly, our main issue here is how the hell anyone figured out she had coke in her vagina? Did the cops just get tipped off about her and did a full-on strip search? We would think that staring up a woman's private parts would be the point where customs says, "You know what, how many grams could be up there, this isn't worth humiliating someone for?"
Perhaps the original story, which we can't read, could shed more light. Image via Blogger Digest.
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