...but when you learn which record it is, you may become grossed out to the max.

As reported on the Playboy blog:

a stripper from Sarasota has been officially recognized as having the world's largest implants. Her Guinness World Records certificate reads:

"Maxi Mounds (USA) was measured at Sarasota, Florida, USA, on 4 February 2005 and found to have an under breast measurement of 91.44 cm (36 in) and an around chest-over-nipple measurement of 153.67 cm (60.5 in). She currently wears a US size 42M bra (UK 42J)"

Good Lord, this woman's implants weigh 20 pounds... each. Does she want to be a hunchback at the age of 51? Ouch. Ouch. Ouch. Ouch.

Ouch. Even more painful are photos of the breasts in all their glory:

Why Guinness felt these were boobs to be noted for anything short of a Darwin Award, we're not entirely sure. Maybe they need the publicity or something? According to Wikipedia:

Mounds' implants are polypropylene string breast implants, which irritate the breast tissue, causing them to grow continuously as they fill with fluid. She approached Guinness in August 2003, but the category did not yet exist. After creating the category, Guinness contacted her to request documentation of her measurements.

Thanks, but we'll stick to awarding every possible available natural-breasted woman sex before we go anywhere near this individual. 

Via Playboy.