A top Superior Court official in Cobb County, Georgia resigned after the following allegations were made public:
Sex in a judge's chambers,
trysts at local hotels during business hours, obscene phone calls to
female workers and a desire to see lesbian sex are among the many
accounts of what was going on... for the past two decades.
A new study indicates the pill may lead women to make incorrect mating decisions. Hmm... no comment.
And Paris Hilton is being sued for
declining self-promotion for the first time in her life, TMZ reports that she's being sued for it:
Her
2006 "comedy" "National Lampoon's Pledge This!" was apparently so bad,
even Paris wouldn't shill for it. Worldwide Entertainment Group says
she got paid a mil — a mil, folks — to act in the movie and
then push it on TV and radio. They say she didn't do the latter and so
they're going after her in Federal court.
A stripper and another possible shooter wounded the stripper's (ex-)boyfriend over a whopping $150 debt.
Ha, ha: A judge in California allowed the state's colleges to deny entry to Christian students who learned about the Bible instead of evolution.
Obama supporter or just crazy idiot? An overzealous supporter sent Cindy McCain to the hospital today with a "crushing" handshake.
Wait, aren't Pam and Tommy Lee still together? Guess not.
And George W. Bush is sending US troops and sexy socialite Condi Rice to rescue Georgia from a Soviet Russian invasion.
