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I Hate Myself For Loving You: Blake Lively

Posted by Brian Fairbanks

 

I generally prefer older women... at least women in the similar age range. Hell, I won't even stay in the same room when Gossip Girl is on, it's like The Spice Girls of TV: people know it's terrible, but they get caught up in its infectiousness and in ten years will act as if they don't remember buying in.

Anyway, Blake Lively is an exception. As we've mentioned here before, it seems very unlikely she will make the same life choices and career mistakes of a Lindsay Lohan or some of the other young starlets of this century. But that doesn't mean we're standing tall about this appreciation either...

A little over a month ago, we excerpted a Vanity Fair story about the next crop of young celebrities. This was what we took from the Blake Lively section:

BLAKE LIVELY Age: 20. Hometown: Burbank, California. Breakthrough roles: Bridget in Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, Serena van der Woodsen in Gossip Girl. Upcoming film: Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2.

What We Like About Her: 

First “Hollywood” moment? “I hope not ever.” Jimmy Choo or Christian Louboutin? “Jimmy Choo and Chanel. I can’t stand it: the security guards know me there.” Favorite guy’s guy? “I’m dating Brad Pitt.” Favorite girl’s girl? Angelina Jolie. Favorite snack?Hybrid or Escalade? “Hybrid. Even if anybody picked the Escalade they wouldn’t say it, ‘cause it’d be, like, bombed.” “Whatever’s greasier and cheesier the better.”

What Makes Us A Little Weary: 

Favorite movie? Wizard of Oz, Moulin Rouge!, Romeo and Juliet.

Those judgments still stand, plus our approval of this remark:

In [her] Teen Vogue interview, when asked if she was dating Penn Badgley, Lively said that “I try not to talk about my dating life. I want to, but once you start, it’s all downhill from there.”

Hear, hear. Stay out of the tabloids and gossip pages and-- wait, gossip pages? Isn't she the star of "Gossip Girl?" Whatever. This just goes to show that Lively may transcend the show-- and Hollywood-- altogether. It's about time somebody broke out of the mental hospital...

Image via Evil Beet Gossip

 

Related:

What Do We Think About Vanity Fair's Fake Celebrities?

New "Gossip Girl" Ads Make Us Feel a Little Funny Down There

Hot, Lesbian Action Coming to Gossip Girl

I Hate Myself For Loving You: Zooey Deschanel

I Hate Myself for Loving You: Hayden Paniettiere


Comments

jupielala said:

Proofreading is your friend!

August 14, 2008 6:15 PM

yeahright said:

She looks like the dumbest girl in everyone's 7th grade class.

August 15, 2008 12:15 AM

About Brian Fairbanks

Brian Fairbanks, the Senior National Political Correspondent for Nerve, is a filmmaker living in Brooklyn or New Orleans, depending on the season. He is a heavily-armed advocate of gun control.

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about the blogger

Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook will be published in fall 2008. Emily lives in Greenpoint, Brooklyn with her cat, but just one . . . so far.

Brian Fairbanks is a filmmaker living in the wilds of Brooklyn. He previously wrote for the Hartford Courant and Gawker. He won the Williamsburg Spelling Bee once. He loves cats, women with guns, and burning books.

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