While we're off discussing the literary pursuits of Ellen DeGeneres' ex Anne Heche, Ellen is frantically planning her wedding to longtime girlfriend Portia de Rossi. See! The legalization of gay marriage in Califorinia is already paying off in EVEN MORE celebrity weddings.

Though we are personally not interested in marrying anything but beer with potato chips, we can't help but get sort of excited for them. Aw emotions. 

Video of Ellen announcing the wedding below: