Mainly because it's Friday and we're burnt out from a romantic concert by Dean & Britta last night, we found this Top 10 List of Celebrity Spam bizarrely hilarious...
- 10) Britney Spears Admits “My Vagina Made Me Shave My Head Bald”
- 9) Angelina Jolie’s Lips Explode
- 8) Sarah Jessica Parker Arrested For Gross Negligee
- 7) Britney Spears Shoots Down American Spy Satellite With Her Vagina
- 6) Angelina Jolie Set To Destroy Own Vagina
- 5) Britney Spears: “Yes, I tried to suck the shine off a bumper”
- 4) BREAKING NEWS: Mike Tyson To Fight Michael Jackson (oh, please, let this be true!)
- 3) LiLo heartbroken as Diana’s Butler beds Winehouse
- 2) Paris Hilton Becomes Nun
- 1) Aliens Deny Impregnating Paris Hilton
Also: Paris Hilton's Vagina Bites Penguin, Britney Spears Is Actually A Piece Of Broccoli, Britney Spears Applies For Barack Obama Masseuse Job, Britney Spears Recording New Album - Forgotten How To Sing (unfortunately, this one's probably not true), Paris Hilton Dogs Paris Hilton With Lawsuit, Britney Spears Not Bipolar - New World Order Conspiracy Afoot, Paris Hilton denies screwing Ron Paul, Paris Hilton: "I'm Still A Summer Virgin," and Aliens Kidnapped By Michael Jackson. (We're taking it they meant "Alien Babies...")
A couple of these were not celebrity-related, but too good to pass up. MSNBC: Couple Plans Breakup In 2009 and BREAKING NEWS: "I Ate All The Pies," Man Confesses.
Several of these are taken from this post.
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