Are you better off now than you were in 1999? We seriously doubt it, although this chart may make you think you're making the same money you were then: nice try, thanks for (not) factoring in cost of living increases, dumbasses.
Charlize Theron at the DNC: No, I won't get married.
Speaking of marriage: Are we upset or could we care less that this movie star got hitched?
Asia Argento has wed in Tuscany, Italy.
The actress married director Michele Civetta on Wednesday in a civil ceremony at the city hall in Arezzo. The 32-year-old daughter of Italian moviemaker Dario Argento was previously engaged to actors Michael Pitt and Vincent Gallo but she never married.
One million new bankruptcies have been filed this week. Just kidding, it was over the last 12 months. Phew!
What does a country gotta indict somebody for in order to get rid of him? Senator Ted Stevens won his primary yesterday.
Today in the Apocalypse: Rat meat is in high demand in Cambodia, thanks to the economy.
Awww, man... the nun beauty pageant has been canceled for the usual, predictable reasons.
You probably heard about Eva Longoria's early forays into lingerie. If that's your kind of thing, you'll definitely want to check out The Superficial's posting of seven-year-old photos, most of which have been virtually unseen, at least on the internet. Here (and above), a taste:
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