This story was written by Sean Flanagan, who is guest blogging while Verena is at the Democratic National Convention...
Everyone loves James Franco, sorta.
Pineapple Express was hilarious. Franco was exciting and endearing-- and in a good movie. But, it turns out, if you haven't seen any of his films since 2001's James Dean, you probably wouldn't know that everyone in Hollywood thinks he's a douche.
GQ, as you will see, does nothing to shatter that image; in fact, they get right down to it in the opening lines:
He's sorry about the awful movies, sorry if he was a jerk on-set, sorry for trying to be the next James Dean. But now, with the chronically charming Pineapple Express and an Oscar-baiting drama coming this fall, Franco is making sure his future looks nothing like his past, even if it involves making out with Sean Penn...
After that, it only gets worse:
1) Judd Apatow call Franco ugly and stupid:
“What I remember about meeting James,” says [Judd] Apatow, “Was that
he had this really big mouth, and he was very skinny, and very greasy... We had
no sense that he was attractive— we just thought he was this, you know,
wannabe cool guy, but it wasn’t quite working, a funny mess of a guy,
the way he performed the scenes."
2) Franco discusses a gay cocaine threesome and "email vent" about how he was unhappy with the lack of time spent discussing art and poetry during his the days of being trailed for the cover article.
3) "To watch the complete works of James Franco, as I did, is for large
stretches of time a dispiriting experience.... He
seems more like a witness powerless to prevent the same crime being
committed over and over again."
4) This one is too great of a quote to really make anyone look bad, though:
One time when he was deep into reading a particular text, Sean Penn
told him, “You’re reading that book like you’re waiting for it to lie
to you.”
Of course, since Scanner loves James Franco, we have to point out that we do not support GQ's position. There's something entirely lovable about a guy who has this to offer us about his first time kissing a man-- in this case, Sean Penn:
The first kiss of the movie was out on Haight Street, with, like, 200
people watching, outside. It was a crane shot—I’m sure in the end it
will be a really cool shot, but it starts close and then it takes maybe
a minute. That’s a long time on film with everybody watching and, like,
a fake mustache getting in your mouth. It was long enough that you
couldn’t help thinking, ‘Oh, my God, I’m kissing Spicoli.’ ”
Read more at GQ.
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