Who is this Sex Pistols reject and why is he allowed to peer down Lindsay Lohan's cleavage?
Love her or hate her, Lindsay Lohan still has the best boobs in Hollywood, or at least the best cleavage. And as you can see, Lindsay's 15-year-old boyfriend, Sam Ronson
thinks so too. Now that's one lucky kid. Could you imagine still being
in High School, and getting to date Lindsay Lohan? I think it's every
young boy's dream.
Har har. The real story is that Lindsay and Samantha Ronson (who is actually a 31-year-old female DJ from Los Angeles, despite these cheap jokes) were in Bryant Park for Fashion Week, where news reports of an impending marriage have them avoiding the press. More importantly, there are the beginnings of lesbian baby reports:
British newspaper The News of The World claims the Mean Girls actress has approached one of her former boyfriends to help with the conception. A
source close to Lindsay tells the paper, "Lindsay is in a very happy
place at the moment. She's been having deep discussions about a baby.
"She wants a natural birth and has spoken to Sam about getting one of her ex-boyfriend's to help out. They don't want to adopt." [News.au.com]
Disappointingly, this "source" (of bullshit) doesn't know or won't say who the ex is. But whoever it is, they are sure to say yes... they'll say yes to anything while lost in Lindsay's #1 boobs...
Top photo via Egotastic.
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