Michael Phelps Celebrates Gold Medal Wins By Groping Strippers

Posted by Brian Fairbanks

 

Hey, he's a got a right to blow off some steam... and some other things...

Radar writer Neel Shah (yes, that's how he spells it) stumbled, perhaps drunkenly, on Michael Phelps' Vegas Vacation the other night and snapped some naughty photos of him...

Why are they naughty? Because, dude, you're not supposed to do this to strippers...

We're not sure what the rules are at The Playboy Club, where these photos were allegedly taken, but for the crime of sexually molesting a dancer, most people would've been taken into one of those infamous strip bar backrooms for a game of arm wrestling, in which customers always to Manny The Grip. Speaking of grips:

"It was unreal," says Neel. "Within moments of entering the club he summoned two girls over... I've never seen such an aggressive grip."

By the way, we're not saying he's a scumbag or anything, just pointing out that maybe we should look at this from the stripper's point of view. Rarely do they enjoy being touched, although in this case, they may have made a patriotic exception...

Via Radar.

 

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Comments

wetdove said:

Maybe it is a vegas thing? Cause last time I was there, hands on was sorta encouraged. And I am not even an Olympian.

September 8, 2008 10:52 AM

biff said:

he couldn't avoid touching her with those arms. there wasn't enough room in the club for him to put his arms anywhere that didn't put his hands on the girls. freak. lucky, lucky freak.

September 8, 2008 7:16 PM

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Brian Fairbanks, the Senior National Political Correspondent for Nerve, is a filmmaker living in Brooklyn or New Orleans, depending on the season. He is a heavily-armed advocate of gun control.

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