Sloppy Seconds: And Just How Will Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson Make a Baby?

Posted by Emily Farris

 

Lily Allen says she's "dying inside" after telling Elton John to "fuck off" while presenting at an awards show. [Handbag

Mrs. Ellen DeGeneres opened her show with two firsts today. 1. It was the first time she was wearing a thong and 2. It was the first time she opened her show as a married lady. Congrats on both accounts, Ellen! [People

We're going to hurry this up so we can go get our Sarah Palin action figures, so hurry up and click through. [SarahPalinActionFigure.com

Good, bad, or ugly? Madonna dedicated "Like a Virgin" to the Pope at a recent show. [MTV]

Okay, we admit, Lindsay Lohan is too young to have kids, but if the rumors are true, she wants to get knocked up. Now, condsidering she ("supposedly") has a girlfriend, this might involve a few more steps than your average Hollywood starlet. And if the rumors following the rumors are true, Lilo and Sam are considering some of Lindsay's exes for sperm donors. [FameCrawler]

Previously:

Sloppy Seconds: Lily Allen Would Very Much Like Sir Elton John to F*ck Off, Seriously

Caption This: Lindsay Lohan's Boobs And Sam Ronson's Eyeline


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Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, "Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven" was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

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