Meet Kevin. He's a registered Democrat who plans to vote for Barack Obama. He also claims to be the biological father of Bristol Palin's not-yet-born child.
Should we not believe Kevin because he lives in Los Angeles? Nah, he claims he was visiting his uncle who was working on the pipeline. Should we not believe him because he pronounces "Palin" incorrectly? Nah, we've slept with people whose names we don't even remember, so we can't fault the guy for that. So, uh, is there any reason not to believe this guy, except maybe the fact that Sarah Palin probably wouldn't have let Bristol keep a mixed-race baby?
Check out what Kevin has to say:
So now we're thinking maybe we shouldn't believe Kevin because that was the greatest bit of guerilla marketing we've ever seen. Check out his MySpace page.
We think tomorrow we'll make a video about our lesbian love affair with Sarah...oh, and Bristol!
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