Celebrity Headline of the AM: "What can't Ashton do?" Nope, we didn't read the story.
Non-Celebrity Headline of the Day: New Zealand Airline seeks bald men to use as walking billboards
The Daily Mail has discovered the best way to make someone fall in love with you: take them on a rollercoaster ride.
Usher is going to have another baby! Well, Tameka Foster is, but who wants to read about her, right? Usher's having a baby...!
Pete Wentz (AND HIS LARGE PENIS) are fessing up about all the drugs (penis!) and alcohol.
Natasha Bedingfield is engaged. Believe it or not, this was a top story on every news site this morning.
And is it a sign that mainstream will start to go independent instead of the other way around? Sonic Youth confirms they are signing with Matador Records.
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