Rumor Mongering: The Palin Kids

Posted by Emily Farris

 

Now, we're not ones to start rumors, or spread them. Nor do we believe in picking on the innocent children of politicians we despise.

Okay, lies! If there is a Hell, we are most certainly going. In a hand basket. However, we were specifically asked to spread this rumor, so here goes... 

 

Hi,

With Palin involved, it's hard not to want to spread rumors [Ed note: true dat!].  Here's a note from a friend who is a major producer at [redacted] & is working on an hour segment on Palin for this [redacted] on [redacted].
 
"here's two little good gossip nuggets we can't confirm but think are true:

Bristol pregnancy is her second time around... (so much for that abstinance [sic] plan, eh?)

Track busted a few years ago for cutting brakes on a SCHOOL bus had to choose jail or enlisting- judge ultimatum- now all records sealed. YOWSA! "


If you can't help forwarding this, I understand!

And that is all. And we fully admit if these were children of Democrats we liked, we probably wouldn't be so excited to share this. At least we're not pretending to be impartial, right? There's definitely a warm spot in Hell waiting for us.

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Comments

fitandfun71 said:

Would it be a fact or rumor to say that the pic makes the two of them look like a white trash couple from Appalachia?

Caption: Local brother-sister-husband-wife couple go out looking for some vittles for the family reunion.

September 11, 2008 3:42 PM

bobb88 said:

"Bunny and Clod"

September 12, 2008 11:44 AM

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