We're seriously not making this up. And we have pictures of this weirdness to prove it...
Sure, these are "fake" high heels in the sense that they have a squishy heel ("for safety reasons," as one of the designers put it), but we're still baffled that someone thought it was acceptable to have zero to six month old babies stumbling about in shoes with a stubbed dangling heel attached to them. And yes, they are deliberately geared to that exact age group. (Oh, and if, as the designers claim, they actually do fully flatten underneath, then what's the point? Do parents enjoy seeing their daughters crawl along the floor in heels? Reminds us too much of "Secretary" for our taste...)
Admittedly, this would be much worse if the "Heel-arious" shoes (yep, that's the actual name of the company) were just smaller versions of what long-suffering women wear everyday, but do we really want to damage our kids and their feet with this kind of thing so early on?
Perhaps we should
give them the benefit of the doubt. Their website is so goofy and tries
so desperately to empahsize its own harmlessness that it may, in fact,
not be a completely terrible idea:
Extremely funny, completely soft shoes for babies
0-6 months designed to look like high heels
Not intended for walking (heel will collapse with weight).
Not intended to harm children in any way.
WARNING: May cause extreme smiling and hysterical laughter when in use (this is completely normal).
Honestly,
probably not for the tot who has to wear them, but as long as mom's
laughing her ass off, right? Oh well... if you've had a different
experience, we'd love to hear about it...Via Heelarious.
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