A very, very, very, very, very drunk man, rumored to have been running wild in San Antonio, Texas, was arrested recently for... having sex with a parked car. Holy God, and there's video!
And while we love the footage, the music is downright annoying. (You won't miss anything by hitting mute.)
Honestly, the media has no idea where the footage came from and whether it's real (ha-- even if it's not, it's real-- you think the cops are gonna care if this was a prank?) But you can't really blame them... it's not like most people can wrap their heads around the concept of a grown man dry-humping an immobile motor vehicle, even giving it a spanking as he goes.
What's worse is that, although it appears his nether regions are rubbing against the spare, the cover's on the tire, so it's not like he's "poking" any holes... ay ay ay.
Via LiveLeak.
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