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While You Were Sleeping: Is The CW Finished?

Posted by Brian Fairbanks

 

A DNC member and prominent backer of Hillary Clinton will endorse John McCain today.

Here's why some men think "yes" when they hear "no." Not that we're siding with the men on this one...

Eva Mendes claims to have had sex in just about all of the 50 States. How did this mindblowing feat come to pass without our knowledge (and involvement)?

The Hitch star admits she took a raunchy road trip across the country when she was younger and managed to have a sexual encounter in nearly every one of the different states.

She says, "I've had sex in all 50 states. A lot of it was on a road trip I took when I was younger."

And Mendes admits that her best experiences took place in Arizona and Colorado, adding: "Maybe it was the clean air."

Vote for Miss St. Pauli Girl-- it's the only vote you'll have this year that might actually count.

Paris Hilton is denying the naysayers their day: contrary to popular opinion, the socialite has been seen hanging out with the winner of her upcoming reality show, My New BFF. Of course, she could be totally making it all up.

A woman tried to poison her roommate, a la Wedding Crashers, with eye drops in his drink, nearly murdering him. Her punishment? She had to pay his hospital bills.

Even with Gossip Girl and One Tree Hill, the CW is probably doomed.

 

Related:

Eva Mendes: Too Hot For TV, Way Too Hot For Work

22-Year-Old Woman Auctions Off Virginity On Howard Stern

The Josh Hartnett Sex Tape: At Least It Won't Be In Night Vision

EXCLUSIVE: McCain-Palin Internal Talking Points Memo Leaked To Scanner

"Paris Hilton's Vagina Bites Penguin" And Other Classic Celebrity Spam Headlines

Sloppy Seconds: Eva Longoria's Lingerie Past

Cultural Clusterf*ck: Gossip Girl Meets 30 Rock


Comments

profrobert said:

Someone named "de Rothschild" is accusing Obama, let alone anyone, of being an elitist???

September 17, 2008 12:49 PM

About Brian Fairbanks

Brian Fairbanks, the Senior National Political Correspondent for Nerve, is a filmmaker living in Brooklyn or New Orleans, depending on the season. He is a heavily-armed advocate of gun control.

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Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook will be published in fall 2008. Emily lives in Greenpoint, Brooklyn with her cat, but just one . . . so far.

Brian Fairbanks is a filmmaker living in the wilds of Brooklyn. He previously wrote for the Hartford Courant and Gawker. He won the Williamsburg Spelling Bee once. He loves cats, women with guns, and burning books.

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