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Scanner Highs and Lows: In Which We Narrowly Avoided Getting Sunburned Nipples

Posted by Emily Farris

Don't worry. No nipples were harmed in the compiling of this list...

Highs:

We grew quite fond of Diablo Cody.

We crushed hard. Which reminded us of a hard fall.

We obsessed over an old flame.

We learned our Sarah Palin baby name.

Something we already knew was confirmed for us

We learned how to stop manboobs before they happen.

We decided once and for all we're perfectly fine with our pasty, white skin.

Lows:

We saw some nipples we don't care much about.

We watched Kim Kardashian's sex tape.

Who knew a simple blog post could give us the heebeegeebees? No really.

We wondered if the secret to keeping a man is to get the same hairstyle he has?

We decided we'll never wear pink again.

Y'all got your panties in an uproar over something we re-posted in jest (and obviously don't endorse) Talk about shooting the messenger. 


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spoco2 said:

"Y'all got your panties in an uproar over something we re-posted in jest (and obviously don't endorse) Talk about shooting the messenger."

It's nothing about 'shooting the messenger', don't get all indignant that people (me included) got shirty over that horrible list.

If you don't endorse, if you don't like it... why the crap would you give it time and exposure on this site?

What WAS the point? Really, if it's so bad, which it is, then why even show it? It's not like it was so bad it was good, it was just bad, tasteless tripe written by a 16 year old who was dreaming of the day he might be privileged enough to have sex...

September 22, 2008 9:11 PM

About Emily Farris

Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook will be published in fall 2008. Emily lives in Greenpoint, Brooklyn with her cat, but just one...so far.

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about the blogger

Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook will be published in fall 2008. Emily lives in Greenpoint, Brooklyn with her cat, but just one . . . so far.

Brian Fairbanks is a filmmaker living in the wilds of Brooklyn. He previously wrote for the Hartford Courant and Gawker. He won the Williamsburg Spelling Bee once. He loves cats, women with guns, and burning books.

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