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Woman Gets Life For... Sex With A Five-Year-Old Boy?!

Posted by Brian Fairbanks

 

Do we think it's fair that a 33-year-old woman, who was then only 21, got such a harsh punishment for having sex with a five-year-old under her then-husband's direction?

Here are the facts:

Kelly Lumadue, seen above, was barely legal herself when she had sex with a five-year-old boy. Lumadue claims her husband, now since passed away, all but forced her to get it on with the kid for her husband's leering camera.

In 2003, a garbageman found the tape, watched it, and reported Lumadue and her husband to the authorities. Bud, the hubby, died soon thereafter, of cancer. The boy, now a teenager, has no recollection of the events... at least not yet... and no one seems to know how he ended up in Lumadue's house.

Under Florida state law for capital sexual battery offenses, life in prison without the possibility of parole is the only permitted sentence, which is exactly what Lumadue received.

The question is not whether the crime was heinous. The question is whether we believe the crime was cruel enough to permit what's basically a death sentence. What do you think?

 

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Comments

Kate the Great said:

Yes.  I think anyone who decides to violate a child should be locked away forever and ever, amen.

The fact that she remained with her husband for several years after the incident just shows that this is a person who either experiences no guilt or who has such poor judgment as to be a danger to society.  If this were a man who had molested or raped a little boy, we wouldn't even be asking this question.

September 19, 2008 3:07 PM

Mandy said:

Fuck yeah I do.

September 19, 2008 3:27 PM

Luke said:

"Kelly Lumadue, seen above, was barely legal herself when she had sex with a five-year-old boy."

"Barely legal"?!?!? What it the age of consent where you live, 20?

She RAPED a boy. Women tend to get a free pass when it comes to crimes like this.  What if it was a man who had raped a girl (or boy) at the behest of his wife? Bet you'd be calling for life in prison or worse.

September 19, 2008 3:40 PM

Lisa said:

Um, yeah.  Unless she can prove that he, say, forced her at gunpoint then held her captive for the next several years until he died of cancer.

By saying "barely legal," you imply that her age at the time is some sort of an excuse.  Age might be an excuse if she was, say, twelve at the time.  Twenty-one is plenty old enough to drive a car, sign up for the military, get married, own a house, possess $250k in college debt and, oh yeah, resist sex with toddlers.

September 19, 2008 3:45 PM

Monique said:

Absolutely not. Why should someone who commits murder be allowed to go free (they are not automatically sentenced to life in prison without parole) and someone who molests a child serve life? The boy who may or may not be scarred, is still alive. While child abuse is a heinous crime, it is definitely not equal to murder. As I don't believe in capitol punishment (if it's illegal to kill why should the government be allowed to do it? If it's wrong to kill, then it's always wrong to kill.) there must be a scale of evilness. If life in prison is the ultimate punishment, then being convicted of child sexual abuse should be given a lighter sentence.  

September 19, 2008 10:59 PM

profrobert said:

I think mandatory sentencing in general is a bad idea in general.

What she did was not worse than killing the child, though it comes close.  If there aren't gradations between homicidal and non-homicidal crimes, it will create an incentive for criminals facing death or life with an incentive to kill their victims after they are done violating them.  So whereas I personally think this evil person merits this sentence, I think it's bad public policy to make rape of anyone a mandatory life-without-parole offense.

September 19, 2008 11:19 PM

Tom_Rakewell said:

As far as I'm concerned, that sentence is cruel and unusual punishment.  It sounds like that lady needs a mental health evaluation, and a good long course of treatment.  In any case, we really have far too little to go on to come up with a just course of action.

September 20, 2008 3:52 AM

About Brian Fairbanks

Brian Fairbanks, the Senior National Political Correspondent for Nerve, is a filmmaker living in Brooklyn or New Orleans, depending on the season. He is a heavily-armed advocate of gun control.

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Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook will be published in fall 2008. Emily lives in Greenpoint, Brooklyn with her cat, but just one . . . so far.

Brian Fairbanks is a filmmaker living in the wilds of Brooklyn. He previously wrote for the Hartford Courant and Gawker. He won the Williamsburg Spelling Bee once. He loves cats, women with guns, and burning books.

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