A Naked Man Attacked A Woman and All We Got Was This Lousy Headline

Posted by Emily Farris

 

"Naked man attacks woman." You think with a headline like that the story would be full of juicy, scandalous tidbits, no?

No.

A naked man has attacked a woman in a city street.

The incident happened in Stuart Road, Plymouth, Devon, as the woman in her 20s was walking.

"She was grabbed from behind by a naked man," said a Devon and Cornwall police spokesman. "Although not physically injured, the victim was very shaken by the attack."


We're glad she's okay, but that's the entire story? Seems so on every single news outlet we checked.

Oh wait, the BBC gave us a tad bit more information. 

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Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, "Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven" was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

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