Sex toy manufacturer Touche calls this dual-action vibrator-shaver the Womaniser (ooh, touche.)
But what do the Brits who have already tried it out think of this strange new invention? The Womaniser, which lasts for about forty minutes per battery charge, has not gone over so well with Love Honey's customer reviewer:
It really is a case of form over function. The packaging is amazing, all sexy and black and sophisticated.The shaver and vibrator are at different ends and the shaver is hidden
behind a ‘safety cap’. Now this is where we have our first problem.
This is NOT a safety cap. It’s a lump of silicone with metal inside
that loosely cover[s] the shaver. I spent ages trying to ‘click’ the cap
shut, thinking I must be an idiot, but I have come to the decision that
there is no mechanism to keep the top on. The shaver seems to snag the hair and is just not sharp enough when
under cover of the comb. It can tidy you up a bit but no more than that.
Now
onto the vibrator... the battery compartment and button stick
out, there’s no way you can use this inside the vagina... it seems designed to be used as a g-spot
stimulator as well, yet can’t be.
Crucially, she goes on (well, we're assuming it's a "she"), the vibrator fails as a masturbatory device as well, due to its weak vibrations. Apparently, setting your Nokia phone to shake and shimmy would be a better option. And, as we know from personal experience, since Nokia's tend to capture hair off our heads while we're talking, it might work as a shaver while we're self-satisfying, as well...
Via Love Honey UK.
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