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Emily Farris
And we just got some expensive new boots.
Hint: it's not Sarah Palin.

Nope, it's pretty, pretty princess, John McCain. The old man has reportedly paid Tifanie White—a beauty school grad who's done faces for "American Idol"—$5,583.43 to get him camera ready for television appearances.
Um, didn't he once call his wife Cindy a cunt who wore too much make-up? She does, but still.
[NYP: Pretty Face]
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About Emily Farris
Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, "Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven" was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.