Today in WTF: Virtual Boob Groping

Posted by Brian Fairbanks

 

Now that boob groping is available for the iPhone, can sex with our cell phones be too far off?

Seriously, yesterday we joked that since our Nokia phones tear hair off our heads when we're speaking on them, it makes sense that they could be equal if not better vibrator/shaver devices than the new vibrator combo. We didn't seriously think that cell phones could be sexual devices... until we saw this:

Well, you knew this was coming (that's what she said)... a Japanese blogger calling himself Technohippy has just introduced the third generation of an iPhone app he likes to call paiTouch (click here to see it in action). The "pai" is short for "oppai", Japanese for "breasts". I bet Steve Jobs never thought it would come to this; then again, he's the uber-geek, so who knows? 

No, Inventor Spot, we did not see the iGrope or iBoobs "coming," as you so un-humorously put it. But we're not knocking you-- thank you for alerting us to this free device, which allows for groping while surfing boob pics on your iPhone's Safari browser. The question is, who would ever do this and why?

Of course, that shouldn't stop any of you from trying this out and reporting back immediately...

Via Inventor Spot.

 

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Brian Fairbanks, the Senior National Political Correspondent for Nerve, is a filmmaker living in Brooklyn or New Orleans, depending on the season. He is a heavily-armed advocate of gun control.

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