A man in Martin County, Florida told the police he was roughed up and robbed of $100 in cash by a gang of shirtless, braless women.
The man insisted that he had been awake the entire time and was not making this up...
Here's the rundown: Olmar Morales, 18, was riding his bike to work on Saturday morning when a woman wearing overalls jumped out of nowhere and grabbed his, um, handle bar. Instantly, another four women surrounded him and took $100 from his back pocket. Riiiighht...
As if this story were unbelievable already, Morales claims that although the overall-wearing one was overweight and unattractive, the foursome were "thin and blond" and wore "overalls with no shirts and no bras." (The suspect could not positively identify Keira Knightley, seen above, as one of the suspects.)
The kicker-- the cops arrived at the scene soon after and could not find any of these alleged blondes in the area. Hmmm...
Sounds like he spent his 100 on a lap dance and then reported it stolen...
Right! This article left out one significant sentence....."and then he woke up".
Sounds like a Candid Camera episode complete with the clown car song playing in the background.
...that's pretty much the local reaction... and ours, as well...
Via TCPalm.
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