Three's a Crowd: Kevin Costner Goes Country

Posted by Emily Farris

 

It appears Jessica Simpson and Hootie Darius Rucker aren't the only ones who've gone country.

Actor Kevin Costner will fulfill his "longtime dream" this November when he releases his first country album with his band Modern West. 

Don't get us wrong; we love country music. In fact we play in a country band. It's just contemporary country music that makes us want to shove our Dingo boots (both of them) up someone's ass to make the bad lyrics stop. Considering his band has already played a NASCAR event, it just might be one of those. 

The bright side: the album can't be worse than Waterworld... right?

[People: Kevin Costner Goes Country with a New Album]


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Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, "Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven" was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

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