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Scanner Contest: Name The Celebrity Packages

Posted by Brian Fairbanks

 

Ah, the timeless rainy day game... Guess The Penis has been around since the time of Macbeth or possibly McCain... today, we're going to see City Rag's "Moose Knuckle Safari" and raise them one more...

Be the first to name the honorable packages correctly (or name the most) by Monday, 10/6 at 9am and you'll win a bottle of KY, two Durex fun condoms, and a strip of Trojans, all courtesy of The Pleasure Chest in Los Angeles, New York, and Chicago.

1) Hint: if you were reading Scanner last month...

2) Hint: golf isn't the sport we most identify this dude('s balls) with...

3) Hint: a Hollywood star... who likes to show off down South...

4) This little boy lost is an up-and-comer. We're referring to the actor in possession of this penis, of course...

5) Hint: it's "arena" sized...


Your guesses in the comments section.

See more packages at City Rag. Thanks, CB!

 

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About Brian Fairbanks

Brian Fairbanks, the Senior National Political Correspondent for Nerve, is a filmmaker living in Brooklyn or New Orleans, depending on the season. He is a heavily-armed advocate of gun control.

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Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook will be published in fall 2008. Emily lives in Greenpoint, Brooklyn with her cat, but just one . . . so far.

Brian Fairbanks is a filmmaker living in the wilds of Brooklyn. He previously wrote for the Hartford Courant and Gawker. He won the Williamsburg Spelling Bee once. He loves cats, women with guns, and burning books.

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