While You Were Sleeping: Colbert '08 Is On Again

Posted by Brian Fairbanks

 

Bruce Springsteen is playing the Super Bowl, a free show for Obama in Philly on Saturday, and a show with Billy Joel in New York next month.

Paris Hilton's new song "My BFF" has been called a "musical abortion." 

A teenager was named prom king, coaches ice hockey, gets good grades, and works a steady job. The news here? He has down syndrome.

Megan Fox is... a man with a vagina. We're not against that.

Megan Fox reckons she will be the perfect wife because she is just like a man – except she has a vagina. [Entertainment Wise]

Stephen Colbert is running for the White House again... this time in comic book form.

As a joke, Colbert had tried but failed to get on both the Democratic and Republican presidential primary ballots in his home state of South Carolina. The consolation prize is a fictional appearance as a major candidate on a make-believe ticket in Spider-Man's world.

The Game isn't going to jail.

The case against OJ Simpson is going to the jury. Wonder if they'll get it right this time...

And Bill Clinton is finally helping out with the Obama campaign. And this time, his "helping" is actually legitimately helping.

 

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Comments

jenny said:

Megan Fox is kind of like the prematurely aged prison baby of Lindsey Lohan and Angelina Jolie.

October 2, 2008 11:50 AM

About Brian Fairbanks

Brian Fairbanks, the Senior National Political Correspondent for Nerve, is a filmmaker living in Brooklyn or New Orleans, depending on the season. He is a heavily-armed advocate of gun control.

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